Total Medals Earned: 43 (From 13 different games.) Total Medal Score: 790 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/40 points)
Medals Earned: 8/10 (80/190 points)
Enter The First Level of Hell
Enter The Second Level of Hell
Enter The Third Level of Hell
Enter The Fourth Level of Hell
Enter The Fifth Level of Hell
Enter The Sixth Level of Hell
Enter The Seventh Level of Hell
Enter The Eigth Level of Hell
Enter The Ninth Level of Hell
Find and kiss the secret poster
Medals Earned: 2/8 (125/350 points)
Enter the museum
Check out Shoot Trip Die
Check out Shogun Triad Deathninja
Check out Dead Estate
Check out Gimmiko
watch "how to draw spoge bob" on YouTube
Check out Picayune Dreams
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Get your first faceful of pavement
Land a Combo of 5 or more
Land a Combo of 15 or more
Land a Combo of 25 or more
Land a Combo of 40 or more
Go 1000 meters without landing a single trick
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
You went and looked into the Kickstarted, wow!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/270 points)
Start Your First Day
Complete Story Mode
Get 3 Stars in Story Mode
Get Fired
Let Every Farmer Pass Their Audits
Get 30 Coins in Endless Mode
Get 90 Coins in Endless Mode
Get 150 Coins in Endless Mode
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/175 points)
You accomplished your mission, and suffered the consequences.
Looks more like it...
You failed your mission, and suffered the consequences.
Medals Earned: 3/20 (40/375 points)
Give the Shotgun a go!
Do it like Shotgun Man
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times